There’s a thin line between normal and insane. I think I’m standing on it… which would explain the big blob of crazy on my shoe.
Posted in politics on Oct 16th, 2008
The last presidential debate aired last night. The pundits have spoken. The pollster have polled. I think John McCain did well. He was sufficiently scary when talking about the evils of big government and the redistribution of wealth.
So, the only question remaining in the minds of American voters now is: Will Will.i.am perform at the [...]
Posted in Local Characters on Oct 10th, 2008
With the stock market flopping, one Presidential debate remaining, and candidates providing no real answers to our questions: what should Americans do?
Jackie and Dunlap say:
There ain’t no whiskey like a Tennessee Whiskey
Everybody holler: Raise your glass!
Let’s not wait until the debate;
let’s all get drunk off our ass.
28 more days, we’ll stay in a haze;
and [...]
In case you missed it, the abbreviated synopsis:
On Economy:
Obama: appealed to the middle class by using the word middle-class frequently, promising to make tax cuts and take decisive action – particularly against those people living high on the hog. He confused the words investor and taxpayer, perhaps to make us feel less screwed by [...]
Posted in politics on Sep 27th, 2008
If you’re like me: you’re not an undecided voter. You’ve just decided that either way this election goes, we’re likely screwed. In which case, you probably watched the debates to determine just how screwed you are going to be. Or not. It’s Friday. I realize some of you [...]
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