There’s a thin line between normal and insane. I think I’m standing on it… which would explain the big blob of crazy on my shoe.
Posted in Weather on May 9th, 2009
Gibson Herrell So, what’s the difference between a journalist and a humor columnist? David Cate brings you Funnel cloud footage via his Flip. I can offer you a detailed description of my basement wall and my Flip is lost in the back of my soccer-mom SUV…. or at least I think that’s the last place [...]
Posted in 3909580 on Jan 29th, 2009
First, there was the Chia Obama, next comes Presidential Giggle Water.
Jack Daniel’s, prominent Maker of Tennessee Mash, has apparently decided to get in on the Obamabilia craze.
Posted in Hawkins County, Tennessee, The South on Sep 30th, 2008
Poor guy. Having descended from a long line of drunk rednecks, I completely understand his dilemma. Once you get a few Busch beers under your belt, it gets hard to find that big ol’ daddamn light switch. And since the illumination from a nearby street light can seriously diminish the entertainment value of the Bug [...]
Posted in In the news on Sep 2nd, 2008
Last Friday, I had this conversation:
He: “McCain is running A Broad!”
Me: “Why is he running abroad? Is this some kind of publicity stunt or… ?”
He: “No, I mean he picked a lady to be his Vice President. Just now!”
Me: “Who?”
He: “McCain!”
Me: “No, I mean who did he pick?”
He: “Sarah Somebody the Governor of [...]
Posted in Hawkins County, Rogersville, Tennessee, US on Jun 21st, 2008
The Shill of the Brethren called a few days ago to announce, “The Republicans aren’t pleased with you.”
WAIT. Before we proceed, I’ll need a disclaimer.
[DISCLAIMER: The following transcript may contain politically incorrect statements, stereotypes, profanity, brief nudity, mild violence and a general disregard for the Republican party. It probably won't have all of those things, [...]
Posted in Blog on Apr 23rd, 2008
Times-News reported yesterday, “Firefighters aren’t sure yet what caused a fire that severely damaged a house on Robin Road Tuesday evening just a stone’s throw from where the Pressmen’s Home forest fire began six days earlier.”
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Striggersville Volunteer Fire Department Assistant Chief Gary Murrell said from the scene there’s no reason to suspect at this [...]
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