There’s a thin line between normal and insane. I think I’m standing on it… which would explain the big blob of crazy on my shoe.
Posted in family on Jun 11th, 2008
Last year, the hubby bought a new vehicle. He picked it out all by himself.
We agreed beforehand I’d have nothing to do with the purchase. No input. No opinion. No comment.
See, we have very different “consumer” styles. These styles result in him thinking I’m cheap and [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 17th, 2008
Earlier today, I awoke from my fevered stupor to the sound of doors being slammed and the house being torn apart.
Someone called someone else a “Fat-head Idiot, Giganto Butt” at which time Mr. Hubby threaten to spank both kids and send them to their rooms until they were 30. The yelling continued [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 2nd, 2008
This bit at Slashdot confirms what I have suspected for quite some time:
Shaitan Apistos writes “British scientists have discovered a way to turn female bone marrow into sperm, allowing women to reproduce without the need of male companionship. All children born of this method would be female, due the lack Y chromosomes, and there [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jan 14th, 2008
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(h/t Ms. Carolynn)
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 17th, 2007
I’ve heard the news stories about Eunice Lopez, the 26-year old Florida woman accused of marrying ten men over a four year period of time as part of an immigration scam.
According federal authorities, Lopez, who is a legal U.S. resident, is accused of marrying the men for an undisclosed amount of money for immigration status.
Now, [...]
Posted in Hawkins County, Local Characters on Sep 11th, 2007
The Times-News reports that a Hawkins County woman was arrested Friday for allegedly wrapping a dog leash around her boyfriend’s neck Friday and then flogging him with it during an argument.
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 6th, 2007
“What do you mean they can’t smoke?” Mr. Dad bellowed after I reminded him the smoke-free Tennessee law goes into effect October 1st and would apply to his employees/workplace.
“What if I say they can smoke?” He asked.
“Well, you’d be in violation of the law and subject to a fine… or imprisonment if they allow me [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 30th, 2007
You know you’ve been married too long when your fantasy is to have your husband naked 24 hours a day/7 days a week… only because this would reduce the amount of laundry he generates.
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 20th, 2007
Mia’s Grammy, Ruth, celebrated her 68th birthday with a hen party last Sunday. But this was not your typical ol’ lady party where guests come bearing gifts of slipper socks and crossword puzzle books (giant print editions) then sit and talk in hushed tones.
Something like that would never do for Ruth: she is [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 8th, 2007
Seventeen or so years ago, while vacationing at some long-since forgotten beach, I bought a pair of rope sandals. I can’t recall the purchase price. It couldn’t have been much because I would have been a few bucks shy of flat broke at the time.
Whatever the cost, they [...]
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