DeMarCaTionVille

Screw the bears.  Watch out for the fish.

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Over the past few days, aggressive toxin-spewing spiders, a strange nocturnal critter and a non-native man-eating fish have all been discovered in this area.

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Little boys with a week to go before having their cast removed should not be required to dig their own worms.

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Eastman says their most recent chemical oopsie into the Holston River caused no harm. (TDEC agrees.)  Of course, the other option was to say, “Woooh Boy, we really messed some shiit up that time.”
More here – and just to be on the safe side, I’d throw the fish back.

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Never go fishing with a bottle of wine – and no corkscrew. You’ll spend very little time fishing and lots of time studying upon the rocks, thinking: “Well, if I hit the bottleneck jes’ right, maybe…”
Also, there is no law stating that you cannot fish in the rain.
(I wasn’t sure if ya’ll knew this [...]

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Hello Derrek Snavely. Nice to meet you. How’s your Mama and them? Wanna come to our next barbecue? Bring the family. We can all be friends.  No, it has nothing to do with the fact you are a professional fisherman, you could win a nice chunk of change in the Wal-Mart fishing tournament [...]

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There’s a piece of bad legislation quietly floating around the state legislature: and I nearly missed it. Apparently, Rep. Sherry Jones [D - Nashville] and Sen. Beverly Marrero [D - Memphis] have introduced a bill to abolish Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency.
House Bill 2856 creates the division of wildlife resources within the (TDEC) Tennessee department [...]

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