DeMarCaTionVille

It’s good to know the German researchers are on it.
If they can also find a way to shrink butts and grow boobs – all for under $200, I’d be thrilled.

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I got my first “grown-up” haircut on Wednesday.
This is the shorter hairstyle women get when they can no longer pretend to be in their 20’s. Seriously, no one want to be that clueless middle-aged woman rocking the low-rise jeans from the juniors department and the same hairstyle she had [...]

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I do not like Mr. Smartypants’ hair when it is long and messy. Of course, he knows bushy boy hair pushes my buttons, so he decided let it grow. And grow. And grow.
Until last week when “Cool Boy” bested him in a foot race @ recess… I convinced him this was probably [...]

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Offering up complex and pretentious pontification would give me a headache right now.
So, I won’t.  Instead I shall ponder upon things truly near and dear to my heart like Clay Jones or maybe red lipstick.
Yeah, red lipstick.  Not just any old red lipstick.  Grandma’s 1940’s dry, cake of fire-engine red lipstick, which much to your [...]

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Yesterday, I had an appointment to see Dr. Frankenstein, the orthopedist who has gradually rebuilt my right knee. The knee has been achy since I subbed for a dance instructor friend last week.
See, I danced for many years. (Not that kind of dancing, you perverts.) I was trained in classical ballet.  [...]

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Last night, after the kids were asleep, I tied back my hair and smeared on a mint julep face mask. The mask is green and tingly, and as it dries, it becomes scaly and kind of frightening.
Mr. Smartypants, who hasn’t been feeling well, wandered into the room. He took one [...]

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My girlfriend gave me a tube of this Bliss Rosemary and Lemon Sock Salve.
She’s a beauty editor. She gets lots of freebies. And I love her for sharing!
Anyway, I used the Salve yesterday.
It seems to work well; however, I am not going to declare it officially Effective – because the results could be [...]

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Is it just me….
Does Anyone Else See a Resemblance?
Seriously

Okay, I’ve heard that married people start to look alike after awhile and pet owners begin to bear a resemblance to their pets. Could the same be true of candidates who unsuccessfully sought office? Or worse is this a political party thing? Because if I [...]

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