The Smartypants Version
The crazy people were gone. There was chicken for lunch, and cherry cobbler. He made a 100 on his stuff. Just different stuff. You know, stuff.
He made a card with Mr. Bellamy’s face on it. He likes Mr. Bellamy… but he likes Ms. Cole better. It’s not because she’s pretty, She knows stuff too. He might have to make her a card, and did I get Ms. Collins’ a Valentine?
He played soccer outside at recess. Cool Kid left early.
Monday is President’s Day There’s no school. He knows all about Presidents. Obama is the 44th President His wife’s name is Michelle.
George Bush was the 43rd President. He invaded the Alamo to attack terror. Taft was real fat. He got stuck in the bathtub. Jimmy Carter grew peanuts and gave them to the poor.
Peanuts are legumes.
Ronald Reagan was the best President in the history of the world.
He had a pet monkey and he was a `Publican.
Yep, I’d say we’re good.
