DeMarCaTionVille

On whether glasses make you smarter:
Ms. Diva: “There’s a girl I know. She wears glasses and she ain’t smart.
Mr. Smartypants: “How would you know? You’re so dumb you don’t even know what smart means.”
Ms. Diva: “Yes, I do.”
Mr. Smartypants: “Oh yeah, what does it mean then?
Ms. Diva: “Smart means you’re smart.”
Mr. Smartypants: “If you have to give the definition of the word, you cannot use the word your definitioning.”
Ms. Diva: “Well, that’s stupid.

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