If I were Michael Silence, I’d say OUCH, but I’m not – so instead I’ll say: “Huh-uh, shutchyo mouf!” which basically means the same thing.
(It should be noted the Independent Reporter has no qualms about sharing unconfirmed information and all the latest rumors – think the National Enquirer of Local Political Blogs minus some journalistic probity, On the other hand, some of those National Enquirer rumors turned out to be true – and so have some of the Independent Reporter’s. For instance: Mike Faulk did campaign in shorts… and apparently without them.)
