Happens to me all the time. Usually it’s my fault. This time – maybe not. I hear $4.50 a gallon in the morning. On a more positive note: I already have that cardboard sign, which reads: Personal Fuel Shortage. (I blame Bush!!!)
The Democrats stop every time.
Of course, there’s only four Democrats in this county.
So, I’m accustomed to walking too.
(h/t Michael Silence)





Well, at least this shortage isn’t caused by Mike Faulk driving his Peterbilt into parts unknown and undiscovered.
Maybe Faulk and his Big Oil buddies can have a ceremonial turning on of the gas supply spigot at Faulk’s Big Oil Fundraiser in Knoxville tonight.
Before the day is over, Faulk and his ilk will probably be trying to spin the blame onto Independent Senator Mike Williams for a vast independent-wing conspiracy to dry up the gasoline so Faulk can’t continue his excessive mileage reimbursements.
At the last tally, Faulk’s self-reimbursements for mileage came to some $20,000 over the last year.
And that doesn’t count hotel bill reimbursements in places like Dandridge.