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Happy Birthday to you.
You’re now 22.
You’re one year older, but you ain’t so slick.
Cause when po’lice came to your party, you punched one in the … (go here.)

(must be performed with banjo.)

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  1. newscoma says:

    I think my favorite part is that he said it was because his mom didn’t attend his birthday party.
    **snort**

  2. demarcationville says:

    Be honest. Do you get stories like this?
    Sometimes, I feel like we’re the only division of the Grand Three having local news, which is included in Jay Leno’s monologue on a regular basis.

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