Happy Birthday to you.
You’re now 22.
You’re one year older, but you ain’t so slick.
Cause when po’lice came to your party, you punched one in the … (go here.)
(must be performed with banjo.)
There’s a thin line between normal and insane. I think I’m standing on it… which would explain the big blob of crazy on my shoe.
I think my favorite part is that he said it was because his mom didn’t attend his birthday party.
**snort**
Be honest. Do you get stories like this?
Sometimes, I feel like we’re the only division of the Grand Three having local news, which is included in Jay Leno’s monologue on a regular basis.