According to GOP gospel, I have sinned. A lot. Shirley Ward would not be pleased with me.
So, how does one seek redemption? Shall I fast? Make a confession to my State Committee woman? Maybe there’s a Boot Camp for Wayward Republicans? And what of those bad GOPers who’ve led me into temptation?
Can we smote them?
Yea verily, have them smoted with a copy of Ann Coulter’s latest crazazyness!