Hotel Preston in Nashville hits Fark with its complimentary Redneck Package via NIT.
Live like a local in Nashville, Tennessee? Enjoy all of the simple pleasures of a true redneck with one exception: deluxe accommodations, luxurious linens, and a pillow menu for a dreamy night sleep… Snack on authentic deep fried redneck pork rinds & chug a lug your Pabst Blue Ribbon Beers, Dessert made easy RC Cola, Moon Pies, and GOO GOO Clusters all made right here in Tennessee! Belly flop in our great big outdoor pool, no sun block needed, Redneck. Experience the Trailer Park Resort and compare your mullet to the wall of fame.
I wanted to be sure and mention this before all the kinfolk planned their vacations.
Thought the destination would be appealing to some – at least to Uncle C., who made his first trip to the beach last year and wasn’t impressed by a “buncha bad Jimmy Buffet music, paying through the nose to eat crawdads on steriods, and getting sand in your crevices while watching ladies walk around with 2 inches of bathsuit trying to cover `4-foot worth of dadgum hind-end.”
