Old Smokey, Tennessee’s infamous juiced-up restin’ spot for dead men walking, has found a new home in DC. So, just in case any of you wanted to take Lil’ Junior to see the actual chair where 125 Tennessee inmates were electrocuted to death by the state… because you think this might be educational or would somehow deter him from picking his nose at church and eating crayons at school: the National Crime Museum opens May 23rd. Admission is $14.95 for children over five. Five and under are free.
Meanwhile - I think we’ll just stick with Dollywood.
