So what they’re saying is – the customary habits of Southern women, which include chain-smoking Virginia Slims, eating foods fried in Clover-Leaf lard and popping nerve pills to help suffer the fools around them, is effecting their overall life-expectancy?
Huh, and all this time I thought the primary reason we tend to die young was because we huff emissions from the steam plants, drink well-water poisoned by leachate from the landfill and eat mercury-tainted fish from the river.
