Eastman says their most recent chemical oopsie into the Holston River caused no harm. (TDEC agrees.) Of course, the other option was to say, “Woooh Boy, we really messed some shiit up that time.”
More here – and just to be on the safe side, I’d throw the fish back.
Espec. the ones that look like Simpson’s fish… those have too many eyes. They’re not right!
And people might think that is a joke – but we really do have or at least have had mutant fish in the river. Honestly, at this point, I’m just waiting for the aquatic lifeforms to gain superpowers and take over the county.