Hello Derrek Snavely. Nice to meet you. How’s your Mama and them? Wanna come to our next barbecue? Bring the family. We can all be friends. No, it has nothing to do with the fact you are a professional fisherman, you could win a nice chunk of change in the Wal-Mart fishing tournament and you probably have a tackle box Bill Dance would covet.
You just look like a nice fella. That’s all.
Of course, if you wanted to bring a wacky jig as a hostess gift, I wouldn’t object because I don’t have one of those…
