There’s a thin line between normal and insane. I think I’m standing on it… which would explain the big blob of crazy on my shoe.
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 26th, 2007
According to the Tennessean, a piece of state legislation dubbed Girls Gone Wild bill died in the House Civil Practice Subcommittee yesterday for failure to get a second. The legislation sponsored by Democratic Rep. Mike Turner of Old Hickory would fine cable and satellite companies up to $50,000 for airing ads for obscene products. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 23rd, 2007
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1:30 PM
Ring, ring.
Al Sharpton: “Hello, Rev. Sharpton here.”
Associated Press: “Reverend Sharpton, we are calling to get your thoughts on the use of the term Curmaflumpadoo on Bill O’Reilly’s show yesterday. How do you feel about that, sir?”
Sharpton: “Curmaflumpadoo!? Who said that?”
Associated Press: “Stacey Campfield.”
Sharpton: “Who is that?”
Associated Press: “He is the Tennessee State [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 21st, 2007
Once in awhile from the stinking heap of poo that is TN state politics, a true Redneck leader will emerge. This leader will have a plucky character, bit of flair and questionable amount of good sense. He will be entertaining yet well-meaning. He will be able to sustain prolonged bouts of dumbassedness, [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 14th, 2007
My girlfriend gave me a tube of this Bliss Rosemary and Lemon Sock Salve.
She’s a beauty editor. She gets lots of freebies. And I love her for sharing!
Anyway, I used the Salve yesterday.
It seems to work well; however, I am not going to declare it officially Effective – because the results could be [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 13th, 2007
Is it just me….
Does Anyone Else See a Resemblance?
Seriously
Okay, I’ve heard that married people start to look alike after awhile and pet owners begin to bear a resemblance to their pets. Could the same be true of candidates who unsuccessfully sought office? Or worse is this a political party thing? Because if I [...]
Posted in Local Characters on Apr 2nd, 2007
RANT FOR THE WEEK:
I have a group of “artsy-fartsy hippy-type” friends (Daddy’s term, not mine) And I adore my friends. I do. They are all beautiful, talented, and intelligent people, who tend to keep good booze at their disgustingly immaculate homes, which (after I get beyond my domestic maintenance inferiority complex) is a definite plus. [...]
Posted in Stacey Campfield on Apr 1st, 2007
I don’t “do” state politics. I am not one of (insert sarcastic tone here –>) those bloggers. So, if you’ve landed here seeking intellectual political discourse: you’re lost. And right now, you’re probably wondering where on the information superhighway you went so horribly wrong. (You took a right turn at Albuquerque.com – hit the [...]
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