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David Segal, #24, Right Wing
WHAT IS HOCKEY? Well, according to the Knoxville Ice Bears television ads – It’s not a game. It’s an experience. According to my male friends, it is the greatest sport known to mankind – a game, which can only be rivaled by “truly rare and and beautiful things, such as female [...]

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For the record, I do not own a marijuana t-shirt.  I do not have a hemp leaf tattooed on my ass. And I am not, as Granny Grump says, “doin’ the pot.”  However, (and this could be my peace-pipe smoking ancestral blood talking here) I support the regulated legalization and taxation of marijuana.   Yes, yes [...]

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All year long, I’ve been a good wife. In addition to my “real” job, which pays “real” money, I’ve tended my demon spawn & maintained the household with nothing but ingenuity and a roll of duct tape. I’ve worked like mad on behalf of the hubby’s business. I’ve typed, filed, collected, called, faxed, fired, ordered, organized and arranged – for a [...]

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While wandering past the bathroom with a stack of laundry this morning, I spotted my seven-year old son blowing his nose on a decorative hand towel. I backed up and looked again to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. They weren’t.
“Son, what do you think are you doing?” I asked.Looking rather confused, [...]

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