There’s a thin line between normal and insane. I think I’m standing on it… which would explain the big blob of crazy on my shoe.
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 9th, 2006
Four people live in my house. Only one knows how to work the buttons on the computer, calculator, dishwasher, vacuum cleaner and washing machine. How many guesses do you need to figure out that it’s me?
Let’s face it. Every day of my life is a series of minor domestic disasters, mishaps, and misadventures caused by [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 3rd, 2006
“Stop touching your bangs!”“If you smear your eyeliner, I’ll take this comb and…”Backstage at the Pageant, mothers busily plucked the eyebrows of five year-olds, attached fake hair pieces to toddlers’ pony-tails, and frequently threatened to beat their daughters with various beauty accouterments.I’d known from the moment we walked in the door, this was not going [...]
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